Bookkeeping/Accounting Jokes

In honor of the New Year almost upon us, we thought it would be appropriate to show people that we can poke some fun at ourselves, even though our subject matter is so serious!  It is important to remember that a sense of humor is always welcome, especially at this joyous time of year! Without further ado, please find some funny zingers aimed at people in our profession!  Enjoy!

 

"Why did God invent economists?

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So accountants could have someone to laugh at."

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"What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

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The accountant knows he is boring."

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"Why was the accountant so excited that he completed a jigsaw puzzle in only 59 weeks?

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Because on the box it said 8-12 Years."

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The accountant was visiting the Museum of Natural History and said to the person standing next to him, "That dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old."

"How did you get such exact information?"

"I was here ten months ago and the guide said the dinosaur was two billion years old."

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Please find plenty more of these jokes here.

 

Source: www.skp.com/au

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